Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?
BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.
BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.
BROOKLYN, NY – Using the popular website Craigslist, the Devil has started trading human souls for basic goods and services.
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
