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BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW!

January 3, 2014 by Tap Vann

Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, Friday, massachusetts, New England, new hampshire, new york city

AMANDA MARCUM ENFIELD

March 25, 2013 by Tap Vann

She’s the new Katherine Webb!!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, Katherine Webb, NCAA

BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON

November 10, 2010 by Frank Lake

BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, blue ufo, boston, Centerville, dc, Department of Defense, fenway park, harvard, homeland security, ufo expert, ufos, virginia

BAT BOY SPOTTED AT MIT

September 10, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

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BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been spotted lurking around MIT! Is he there to see his musical?

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat boy the musical, boston

RED SOX HOME OPENER

April 6, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

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BOSTON, MA  –  Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Baseball, boston, cbs, comedy, espn, fenway park, humor, MLB, NEWS, season

APRIL FOOLS WORM REMOVAL

March 31, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, computer virus, microsoft

SOMETHING FOR EVERY BAT BOY

March 19, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, boston, pepsi

ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES

October 13, 2021October 20, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

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Categories Celebs, Sports Tags a-rod, alex rodriguez, boston, david ortiz

Satan Trading for Souls on Craigslist

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BROOKLYN, NY – Using the popular website Craigslist, the Devil has started trading human souls for basic goods and services.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, brooklyn, craigslist, devil, new york, nine inch nails, prince of darkness, satan, trading

Amish Use Zombies for Labor

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags boston, Central Park, christmas, new york city, pennsylvania, philadelphia, undead, zombies
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