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CHINESE JESUS

March 9, 2012 by Frank Lake

NIGXI, China – Newly found scrolls reveal that 500 years before the birth of Jesus Christ, a man was born in China who lived an almost identical life.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags jesus, religion, resurrection, savior

THE BIG BANG THEORY IS WRONG

January 25, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

A top scholar says there are big holes in the big bang theory.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags astronomers, astronomy, big bang theory, evolution, physics, religion, science, stars

OBAMA IS XENU

August 20, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell.  President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags birthers, church of scientology, first family, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, martha's vineyard, mosque, muslim, president obama, religion, Scientologists, scientology, tom cruise, vacation

ED ANGER SAYS: "TIGER NEEDS JESUS!"

January 4, 2010 by Ed Anger

I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, religion, Tiger Woods

GOOGLE FINDS HEAVEN

August 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags brooklyn, catholic, google, google maps, google street view, heaven, religion, vatican

SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION

April 7, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags aristotle, earth, global warming, god, green, judaism, ocean, planet, plato, poseidon, religion, socrates, water

Baby Parts Lake Michigan

September 18, 2008 by Marge Floori

A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags baby, god, israel, lake michigan, michigan, middle east, moses, old testament, red sea, religion

God Fires Warning Shots

September 8, 2008 by Marge Floori

An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags apocalypse, god, greece, international, religion

Nude Women to Protect San Francisco

September 5, 2008 by Marge Floori

“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags california, golden gate bridge, homeland security, nude, religion, san francisco

Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes

September 3, 2008 by Marge Floori

Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags missouri, religion

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