NIGXI, China – Newly found scrolls reveal that 500 years before the birth of Jesus Christ, a man was born in China who lived an almost identical life.
A top scholar says there are big holes in the big bang theory.
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center