ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy.
BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!
NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby! …
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GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
AMANDA KNOX IS FREE!
PERUGIA, Italy — A jury overturned the murder conviction of Amanda Knox… and now she’s heading to Knoxville with a recording contract.
JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE – MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER!
The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.
JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.
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HEAVY METAL MONK
MILAN – The Italian heavy metal band “Fratello Metallo” has a real shocker – their singer is a monk!
VAMPIRE SKULL FOUND
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!