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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: APRIL 6, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
Month: April 2009
JESSICA BIEL IN POWDER BLUE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Jessica Biel is starring in the upcoming film “Powder Blue” as a single-mom stripper. She is now discussing the research and training she did for the role.
OBAMA BOWS TO SAUDI KING
LONDON – News outlets are in an uproar today that President Obama bowed to Saudi King Abdullah. The President insists he was just picking up a quarter.
GIANT SEA WORM CAUGHT
NEWQUAY, UK – A monstrous sea worm was captured by aquarium staff after terrorizing other marine life in its tank.
CHILD MODEL TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY
LOS ANGELES—Citing concerns over the recession and the desire to purchase Park Place, a child model asked that she be paid in Monopoly dollars.
NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY
April 2nd is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Celebrate by chowing down on a delicious PB&J sandwich while reading these 10 facts about the legendary snack!
WOMAN LOCKED IN CAR CALLS 911
KISSIMMEE, FL – A woman locked inside her car called 911 because she did not know how to get out!
WOLVERINE MOVIE PLOT REVEALED
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Wolverine movie has leaked onto the internet. Weekly World News has a recap of the plot, including the surprise twists. Spoilers ahead!