Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!
According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!
Mental illnesses including depression and post-traumatic stress have increased as a result of climate change.
Al Gore went on Countdown with Keith Olbermann and called for a non-violent revolution – an American Spring!
LOS ANGELES – Al Gore wants to combat global warming by controlling the population – sterilizing women.
LONDON – Renowned climate scientist predicts a new ice age is on the way!
BARCELONA – Scientists were shocked to find that the deep waters of the Atlantic Ocean have shifted directions!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow.