Siberian separatists have agreed to allow the United States to annex their region of Russia.
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
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WOOLY MAMMOTH SPOTTED IN RUSSIA!
SIBERIA – A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!
UFO WITNESSES INTERVIEWED BY RUSSIAN TV
Residents of Chelyabinsk, Russia,were interviewed on national TV about a UFO they’d witnessed.
RUSSIA BUILDS ALIEN DEFENSE SYSTEM
MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack under way.
ALIEN CLOUDS MOVE ACROSS RUSSIA AND ENGLAND
RUSSIA – Alien spaceships, disguised as clouds, are moving across Russia and England – and parts of Asia.
UFO OVER THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.