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Monthly Archives: October 2008

GALS SHOULDN’T BE PUMPING IRON

I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as disgusting as all those muscle-bound broads in string bikinis.

INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.

RAISE THE SPEED LIMIT TO 100 MPH

I’m madder than Richard Petty with a flat tire over all the talk about lowering the speed limit on the U.S. highways. Just a few years ago we were able to move the speed limit up to 70 m.p.h. but now some Nervous Nellies want to push it back to 55 m.p.h.