MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
Monthly Archives: October 2008
GALS SHOULDN’T BE PUMPING IRON
I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as disgusting as all those muscle-bound broads in string bikinis.
VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES
Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.
CHAOS CLOUD MOVES TO PENNSYLVANIA
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.
SARAH PALIN HEALS CHILD
TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.
9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!
MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay. Unfortunately, the maverick senator doesn’t quite get computers and sold it all too cheaply.
RAISE THE SPEED LIMIT TO 100 MPH
I’m madder than Richard Petty with a flat tire over all the talk about lowering the speed limit on the U.S. highways. Just a few years ago we were able to move the speed limit up to 70 m.p.h. but now some Nervous Nellies want to push it back to 55 m.p.h.
MANIGATOR UPSETS MCCAIN RALLY
KEY LARGO, FL – Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”
