A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!
PEYTON MANNING CUT!
Peyton Manning’s career with the Indianapolis Colts is over. He’s been cut.
BELICHICK DOG DEPRESSED
Trippy, the beloved dog of New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, is in a deep depression following the Super Bowl.
JETS-COLTS GAME TO BE REPLAYED
INDIANAPOLIS – Due to a controversial play, Roger Goodell has announced that the Jet-Colts playoff game will be replayed.
CHAOS CLOUD MOVES TO PENNSYLVANIA
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
CHAOS CLOUD HOVERS OVER INDIANA
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The Chaos Cloud has made another appearance in a U.S. state, this time descending upon Indiana.