LONDON – Rupert Murdoch testified the phone-hacking scandal happened because Rebekah Brooks is a witch.
FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS
Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.
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WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases .
SARAH PALIN HEALS CHILD
TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.