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OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE

February 20, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, china, president obama, qwoak

PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES

December 17, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, big three, george bush, george w. bush, president bush, qwoak, u.s. auto industry, washington d.c.

OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE

December 8, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, chief of staff, illinois, meet the press, obama, president-elect obama, qwoak, rahm emmanuel, skokie, washington d.c., white house

PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY

December 4, 2008 by Carl Woodward

HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags global warming, green energy, houston, nuclear energy, qwoak, renewable energy, renewable resources, t. boone pickens, texas

INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT

October 30, 2008 by Carl Woodward

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags cannibalism, china, chinese food, economic crisis, great britain, india, italy, martians, milky way, moon, neptune, qwoak

FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING

October 16, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien nation, battle, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, cock fighting, fbi, gambling, new mexico, presidential debate, qwoak, raid, rooster

MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS

October 8, 2008 by Carl Woodward

NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology

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Categories TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, barack obama, barackobama, debate, howard dean, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, mitt romney, nashville, obama, obama campaign, presidential debate, psychic, qwoak, spells, supernatural, tennessee, town hall

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