Pippa Middleton decided to join the Great Britain Beach Volleyball team – and scored a gold medal with the crowds.
IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!
Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull. While cattle and sheep may …
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RENT-A-BABY
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
ALIENS ATTACK GREAT BRITAIN!
Aliens from Planet Gootan are attacking Great Britain.
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
KATE MIDDLETON IS NOT A VIRGIN!
LONDON – The Royal Family made a big deal about Diana Spencer being a virgin, but they don’t mind that Kate Middleton is not a virgin.
BRITAIN CANCELS CHRISTMAS
LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.
PRINCE WILLIAM TO MARRY, MOVE TO THE U.S.
LONDON – Prince William is engaged to his girlfriend, Kate Middleton. They plan to marry next summer and move to the United States.
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE RELEASES UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain’s defence ministry has just released declassified UFO files to the general public.
ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.