In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
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DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
CORNISH COLLEGE OF THE ARTS PRESENTS: BAT BOY THE MUSICAL!
Cornish College of the Arts in Seattle, Washington, is proud to present Bat Boy: The Musical!
BAT BOY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
[mpoverlay]CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION!
HOUSTON – NASA confirmed today that aliens are invading earth – and they are attacking us because of global warming!
SUBMIT YOUR… PHOTOS, STORIES, VIDEO
If you see something, send something… to WWN! Submit your photos and stories and be part of the world’s only reliable news!
THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!