In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
PALO ALTO – Researches have confirmed the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!
MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.
WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.
WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.
TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.
