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FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS

October 7, 2021October 14, 2014 by Frank Lake

In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.

Categories Headlines Tags flu, pandemic

THE "MAN FLU" SPREADS

October 7, 2021October 25, 2013 by Tap Vann

PALO ALTO –  Researches have confirmed the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags flu, pandemic

BEWARE THE BAT FLU!

October 7, 2021February 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats.  Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags flu, pandemic

SWINE FLU AFFECTS CINCO DE MAYO

October 7, 2021May 5, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico.  Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags flu, mexico, pandemic, swine flu

REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY

October 7, 2021May 1, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags conspiracy, flu, pandemic, Politics, republicans, swine flu

SWINE FLU COMES TO AMERICA

October 7, 2021April 27, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States.  This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags flu, pandemic, swine flu

SWINE FLU

October 7, 2021April 24, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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SPOFFORD, TX – An outbreak of swine flu is being controlled in Mexico City, but the first infected pig was just found and killed in the States!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags flu, pandemic

SARAH PALIN HEALS CHILD

October 30, 2008 by Carl Woodward

TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.

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