ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE
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5 THINGS TO AVOID DURING An ALIEN ABDUCTION
Alien abductions can be quite traumatic. But they don’t have to be. These tips, gathered over decades of WWN research and personal experience, will help make your next close encounter … READ MORE
UFOS OVER HOUSTON
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on … READ MORE
DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY!
Weekly World News has finally found the truth about Area 51. Apparently, the US government has been charging rent to various Aliens to store their old junk here on Earth. … READ MORE
WWN THEME SONG
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the news for more than forty years. It all started in 1979 when he began his … READ MORE
ENTIRE PLANET IS THE PLAYTHING OF AN ALIEN CHILD
CLICHE COMES TRUE! Revelation Changes Everything! We have all seen the science-fiction television shows and movies where the camera pans back at the end to reveal that our entire planet … READ MORE
8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS
ALIEN’S SHOCKING REVELATION ROCKS THE CAPITAL WASHINGTON, D.C. – P’Lod, a space alien, who stunned the world by revealing that five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 2012 dropped another bombshell. … READ MORE
ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS!
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip about a tribe in South America – the Kokatuki – that have been slaying aliens for hundreds … READ MORE
EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN DIEGO, CA – Astronomers from California Institute of Technology working at the powerful Palomar Observatory … READ MORE
ALIENS LAND IN CHINA
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the Yangtze River in China. Citizens of Sandouping have seen UFO activity before, but there has … READ MORE