[mpoverlay]PBS reported that the rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in Tasmania this weekend.
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
FULTON COUNTY, PA – 1,000 pigs were found on a Fulton County Farm – apparently they were killed by aliens.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – PETA’s solution to the use of a live groundhog for predicting the coming of spring? Build a robotic one!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
PITTSBURGH, PA – A tiny bacterium taken from a Greenland ice sheet has been revived and studied, further fueling theories of potential alien life.
WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!