GROUNDHOG EXECUTED

Punxsutawney Phil’s forecast for an early spring was as an epic failure. So, he was executed this morning.

JON & KATE PLUS 8 AFFAIR

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!

https://weeklyworldnews.com/