According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
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SEAN PENN SKEPTICAL OF WYCLEF'S PRESIDENCY BID
HAITI – Wyclef is running for the presidency of Haiti, but one actor is skeptical of that decision!
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.
OBAMA NUDE
CAMBRIDGE, MA – The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.
Undead Demand Health Insurance
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.