GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
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GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY
George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!
JOHN LENNON WAS A REPUBLICAN
LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.
REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!
NEW YORK – Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake. He was actually born in Kenya!
GOP BELIEFS
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!
ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!