CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.
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GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO!
CHICAGO, IL – Geologists are stunned that a geyser has been erupting in Chicago over the last two weeks. At first, many Chicagoans believed that it was a steam pipe … READ MORE
CHICAGO SINKHOLE
A large sinkhole opened up in a residential Chicago neighborhood swallowing up three cars and injuring dozens.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
