CHATHAM, IL – A Bigfoot footprint was identified and authenticated in Illinois!
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TSAVO LIONS
CHICAGO, IL – The infamous Tsavo lions, said to have killed over 100 people, were found to have only eaten 35.
RAHMBO VS BLAGO
CHICAGO, IL – Sources inside the Obama Transition Team have confirmed that Rahm Emanuel tipped off FBI to Governor Rod Blagojevich’s schemes as payback.
OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED
CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.
OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!
LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.
ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS
CHICAGO, IL – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.
OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.