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GIANT'S ARM FALLS ON CAR

February 27, 2020December 4, 2013 by Andy Smith

Officials investigate huge, green limb in Illinois.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags car, giant, green, illinois, monster, mystery, science, stinky

BIGFOOT PRINT IN ILLINOIS

July 19, 2011 by Tap Vann

CHATHAM, IL –  A Bigfoot footprint was identified and authenticated in Illinois!

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags backyard, Bigfoot, bigfoot sightings, bigfoot spotted, footprints, found, illinois, sasquatch, shaq, yeti

UFO CHANGES INTO PASSENGER JET!

May 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

ILLINOIS – Hundreds of witnesses saw a UFO transform itself into a passenger jet.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, Changes, illinois, ufo sighting, ufos

TSAVO LIONS

February 24, 2020November 2, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

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CHICAGO, IL – The infamous Tsavo lions, said to have killed over 100 people, were found to have only eaten 35.

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Categories Headlines, Paranormal, TopStory Tags chicago, illinois

RAHMBO VS BLAGO

December 10, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – Sources inside the Obama Transition Team have confirmed that Rahm Emanuel tipped off FBI to Governor Rod Blagojevich’s schemes as payback.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, chief of staff, fbi, illinois, obamas transition team, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, us attorney patrick fitzgerald

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

December 9, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, illinois, kenya, obama, obatma, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, seeds

OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE

December 8, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, chief of staff, illinois, meet the press, obama, president-elect obama, qwoak, rahm emmanuel, skokie, washington d.c., white house

LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT

December 2, 2008 by Carl Woodward

SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.

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Categories TopStory Tags abraham lincoln, al gore, democrats, illinois, lincoln, obama lincoln, republicans, springfield

ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS

November 28, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, amazon.com, best buy, chicago, economy, illinois, newsweek, recession, thanksgiving, wal-mart

OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM

November 26, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.

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Categories TopStory Tags Aliens, barack obama, barackobama, chicago, cindy mccain, cindy mccain affair, cindymccain, gay, george w. bush, illinois, obama, obama administration, obamas transition team, president-elect barack obama, president-elect obama
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