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Presidential race

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

October 6, 2019September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, campaign, Ed Anger, manigator, presidential debate, Presidential race, satire, Taylor Swift, topstories, weekly world news

SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS

September 24, 2012 by Frank Lake

In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama.  Romney’s up by 22!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Ann Romney, barack obama, democratic party, joe biden, mitt romney, Poll, presidential debates, Presidential race, republican party

ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!

September 12, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.

Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, Presidential race, zombie apocalypse, zombie attack, zombies

GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

February 28, 2012 by Andy Smith

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags campaign, child prodigy, conservative, democrat, democrats, election, gop, obama, politico, Politics, president, Presidential race, republican, republicans

ROMANIAN WITCHES CAST ANTI-GOVERNMENT SPELL

January 6, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

ROMANIA – Angry witches are casting spells to get back at politicians.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Presidential race, Romania, spells, taxes, witches

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