MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
ALIEN BUSINESS VENTURES ON EARTH REVEALED
Intergalactic travelers have taken a different approach to takeover.
America
OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
HU JINTAO GOES TO WASHINGTON
Taiwanese animators are at it again. This time they take on Hu Jintao’s visit to Washington.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.