CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state.
GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.
BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation in a speech last night when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President.
BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.