Robert Pattinson revealed on “The Daily Show” that he is now dating Taylor Swift.
AL GORE BUYS 20 OIL WELLS
After selling his Current TV to Al Jazeera, Al Gore bought oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico.
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STEPHEN COLBERT'S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!
JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.
VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE!
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY: 10 MILLION
WASHINGTON, DC – 10 Million people attended the Stewart Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity.
OBAMA ON DAILY SHOW
NEW YORK – Obama sings with Jon Stewart’s F.U. Choir on Comedy Central’s “Daily Show” tonight.
RICK SANCHEZ TO FIGHT JON STEWART IN VEGAS
LAS VEGAS – Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match. Stewart has accepted.
BECK: "MLK IS MY BROTHER"
WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.
BILL O'REILLY AND JON STEWART
NEW YORK, NY – Two of today’s biggest media personalities exchanged some verbal blows!