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ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT

August 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

Robert Pattinson revealed on “The Daily Show” that he is now dating Taylor Swift.

August 21, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head get launched into space!

November 2, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.

November 1, 2010 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.

October 31, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – 10 Million people attended the Stewart Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity.

October 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Obama sings with Jon Stewart’s F.U. Choir on Comedy Central’s “Daily Show” tonight.

October 4, 2010 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match. Stewart has accepted.

August 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.

February 4, 2010 by Hideaki Tailor

NEW YORK, NY – Two of today’s biggest media personalities exchanged some verbal blows!

May 1, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.