WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.
FUN WITH PRESIDENTS! (28 PHOTOS)
The United States has produced some great Presidents… and in recent times, they’ve been a lot of fun, too!
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OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY
Rhinebeck, NY – Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BUSH: "I DID NOT SELL MY SOUL"
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
JUDGE ORDERS BUSH SURRENDER E-MAILS
WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!
PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.