PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express.
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CHAOS CLOUD SETTLES IN FLORIDA
JACKSONVILLE, FL – It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!
MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family. During a Vote for Change rally, Michelle spoke about her passion for helping American families thrive. “Policies that support families aren’t political issues. They’re personal. They’re the causes I carry with me … READ MORE
CHAOS CLOUD MOVES TO PENNSYLVANIA
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months.
9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!
MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.
CHAOS CLOUD HOVERS OVER INDIANA
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The Chaos Cloud has made another appearance in a U.S. state, this time descending upon Indiana.
ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.
OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.
JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.