BAJA, MEXICO – Mexican villagers trying to break a dance record on the Day of the Dead were in for an unwelcome surprise.
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CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.
OBATMA 2012
CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
NO DEAL FOR WORLD'S FATTEST CAT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Following an unsuccessful attempt to win The Biggest Loser, Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, made an appearance on Deal or No Deal.
OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS
PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!
TODD PALIN'S ELECTION DAY STUNT
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.
CHAOS CLOUD APPEARS IN WASHINGTON D.C.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.