CLEVELAND, OHIO – The Chaos Cloud has put the fear into Cleveland residents!
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BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA
Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.
MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!
PALIN POSED WITH ALIEN BEER
Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days.
BIGFOOT WITH… BAT BOY?!
VANCOUVER, CANADA – Researchers are combing the wilds of British Columbia in response to recent sightings of Bigfoot with a pointy-eared boy!
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ON 'BIGGEST LOSER'
LOS ANGELES, CA – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, just barely lost enough weight this week to remain in competition on NBC’s hit reality series, Biggest Loser.
JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.