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VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO

April 1, 2022March 31, 2022 by Tap Vann

Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago, garlic, legend, mystery, rahm emanuel, serbia, true blood, twilight, vampire, vampires, Windy City

ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A

August 2, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago values, Chick-Fil-A, Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, chicken, Ed Anger, gay marriage, Mike Huckabee, rahm emanuel, sarah palin

U.S. INVADES CHICAGO!

April 17, 2012 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO –  The U.S. launched an invasion  last night as special forces units and  Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago, invasion, rahm emanuel

OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS

November 13, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags David Axelrod, economy, election day, Executive Order, great depression, jobs, john mccain, Labor day, midterm elections, obama, president obama, rahm emanuel, senator john mccain, Stimulus

WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO  –  Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags beast, chicago, Department of Defense, rahm emanuel, werewolf, werewolves

OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA

July 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

PIMA COUNTY, AZ  – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, Politics, TopStory Tags Aliens, arizona, Bigfoot, border, chupacabra, chupacabras, Goat sucker, immigration, immigration law, Jan Brewer, lawsuit, loch ness, Mutants, Pima County, rahm emanuel, robert gibbs, SB1070, white house

BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE

June 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, found guilty, Jurors, patti blagojevich, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, Valerie Jarret

VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE!

November 1, 2010 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barney frank, cheating, Chris Coons, Christine O'Donnell, harry reid, Jon Stewart, midterm elections, rahm emanuel, Rally for Sanity, sarah palin, SEIU, voter fraud, voter intimidation

WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE

September 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags harry reid, hip-hop, malia, michelle obama, nancy pelosi, obama, rahm emanuel, rap, revelations, robert gibbs, sasha

FEDS DEPORT SHERIFF JOE

September 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

MARICOPA COUNTY –  The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags arizona, arizona immigration law, Eric Holder, Jan Brewer, Justice Department, president obama, rahm emanuel, SB 1070, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, undocumented workers
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