ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
PHOENIX – Arizona has purchased 20,000 Martin Jetpacks to patrol the Mexican border.
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.