ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
AMERICANS HEAD TO MEXICO FOR JOBS
MEXICO CITY – Americans, in the hundreds of thousands, are crossing the border into Mexico -looking for work.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.