Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed he is an American spy.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.