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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
gay marriage
ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
EMILY POST TO PUBLISH GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE BOOK
BURLINGTON, Vermont — The Emily Post Institute will publish its first guide for the proper gay wedding in late 2011.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
MEXICO CITY GAY MARRIAGE
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
DC GAY MARRIAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.
SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.
MANIGATOR ATTACKS RICK WARREN
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.
BAT BOY HATES PROP 8
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS NEW HAVEN
NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.