PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
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JET PACK OFFICERS ON PATROL
PHOENIX – Arizona has purchased 20,000 Martin Jetpacks to patrol the Mexican border.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!