WASHINGTON – The Department of Defense is building “Terminators” to defend the government against enemies – foreign AND domestic.
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
NEW YORK, NY – Looks like some Pentagon employees have been a little naughty!