WASHINGTON – The Department of Defense is building “Terminators” to defend the government against enemies – foreign AND domestic.
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WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
UFO OVER EL PASO
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers