Department of Defense Archives

PENTAGON TO BUILD TERMINATORS

October 13, 2021April 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Department of Defense is building “Terminators” to defend the government against enemies – foreign AND domestic.

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

November 10, 2010 by Frank Lake

BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!

October 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!

September 16, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – Looks like some Pentagon employees have been a little naughty!

September 9, 2008 by Marge Floori

Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers