LOS ANGELES – Ashton Kutcher and Demi are divorcing. He’s with Betty White now.
TISH CYRUS & BRET MICHAELS
LOS ANGELES – Achy Breaky Heart! Tish Cyrus is having an affair with Bret Michaels!
VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE!
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
DAVID BECKHAM SEX SCANDAL
NEW YORK, NY – There might be trouble in paradise for the Beckhams!
LYING & CHEATING MADE AMERICA GREAT
I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!