WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis. 
TRUMP’S SHOWERHEAD ORDER SAVES AMERICA! BUREAUCRATS FINALLY GET WASHED AWAY
Well, slap my hide and call me a patriot, folks! The day I’ve been hollerin’ about for years has finally come, and I’m madder than a wet hen that it took this long! President Donald J. Trump—God bless that beautiful head of hair—has signed an executive order that’s gonna make America’s showers great again, and … READ MORE