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Stimulus

OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS

November 13, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags David Axelrod, economy, election day, Executive Order, great depression, jobs, john mccain, Labor day, midterm elections, obama, president obama, rahm emanuel, senator john mccain, Stimulus

ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

August 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, cnn, Economic Stimulus, gps, new york times, Planet Zeeba, Stimulus, world war ii

OBAMA PROMISES 600,000 JOBS

June 9, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview Monday, President Barack Obama restated his promise to create 600,000 new jobs by the end of summer. 

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags craigslist, Obama Stimulus, Obama Stimulus Plan, president obama, sean hannity, Stimulus

CLYBURN’S ZIMBABWE REMARK

March 13, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford had the courage to call out the Obama Administration on what everyone else was afraid to say – the Zimbabwification of America!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Economic Stimulus, Mark Sanford, mugabe, Obama Stimulus, Obama Stimulus Plan, robert mugabe, Stimulus, Stimulus Bill, Stimulus Package, stimulus plan, Zimbabwe

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