BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY

CHICAGO – On the same night jurors acquitted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of all but one charge, they won the $64 million Powerball lottery.

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BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND

BREAKING –  Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.

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BLAGO SHAMPOO: IT’S BLEEP’N GOLDEN

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CHICAGO, IL – If there is anything besides his dismissal that former Governor Rod Blagojevich is best known for, it is his legendary head of hair.

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