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BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE

June 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, found guilty, Jurors, patti blagojevich, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, Valerie Jarret

BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY

August 18, 2010 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – On the same night jurors acquitted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of all but one charge, they won the $64 million Powerball lottery.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags David Axelrod, Jurors, president obama, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, rod blagojevich hair, us attorney patrick fitzgerald, Valerie Jarrett

BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND

July 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

BREAKING –  Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, batman, Big Brother, David Axelrod, joe biden, Mutants, national security, NSA, president obama, rahm emanuel, robert gibbs, rod blagojevich, Valerie Jarrett

BLAGO SHAMPOO: IT’S BLEEP’N GOLDEN

May 14, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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CHICAGO, IL – If there is anything besides his dismissal that former Governor Rod Blagojevich is best known for, it is his legendary head of hair.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags rod blagojevich, rod blagojevich hair

OBAMA DENIED AREA 51

December 11, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, area 51, Area51, barack obama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich tapes, las vegas, nasa, nevada, obama, obamas transition team, president-elect obama, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, ufos

RAHMBO VS BLAGO

December 10, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – Sources inside the Obama Transition Team have confirmed that Rahm Emanuel tipped off FBI to Governor Rod Blagojevich’s schemes as payback.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, chief of staff, fbi, illinois, obamas transition team, rahm emanuel, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, us attorney patrick fitzgerald

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

December 9, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, illinois, kenya, obama, obatma, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, seeds

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