OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.
In a speech delivered in Raleigh, North Carolina, President Obama made clear that there will be no new significant government measures to address the most severe jobs crisis since the Great Depression of the 1930s.
But he startled the crowd when he revealed his “one transformative idea”.  He told the crowd that he had a brilliant idea for reducing spending and for helping put Americans back to work.  He announced that he signed an Executive Order canceling this year’s midterm elections, scheduled for November 6th, 2012.
President Obama said in his speech that spending a millions of dollars on election campaigns is something that “Americans can’t afford. We need to put that money back into the economy.”  President Obama issued the Executive Order, effective immediately.  The President put a halt to all preparations being done for the November elections – on a local, state and federal levels.

“You don’t change horses in the middle of a raging stream,” said White House interim Chief of Staff Pete Rouse.  “The President feels that we need to keep the lawmakers we have in place, until his agenda is fully passed or the economy is turned around, whichever comes first.  If the elections were to go forward, the President is afraid that a new Congress will become gridlocked and he won’t be able to ram his agenda through.”
In his speech, Obama also trumpeted a plan for investment in infrastructure and transportation as a significant jobs program.  He said he would pay for the new  investment in transportation by taking all the money that the government would have spent on the midterm elections and putting that into union construction jobs.
“What’s the big deal?” said Bill Daley, Senior Advisor to the President. “There’s going to be elections in two years.  People can’t wait? We waste too much money on elections.”  Asked if the President would cancel the 2014 elections as well, Axelrod said, “That depends if the President can get the 22nd amendment repealed in the next two years.  If he can, then sure, he’ll let the elections go forward. Why not?”
Republicans were quick to denounce the Executive Order.  “He’s not a dictator, he can’t just cancel elections. This is an outrage,” said Senator John McCain.  But John McCain was seen laughing as he left the White House last night.  Some said Obama hugged a smiling McCain, then patted him on the butt.
Senator McCain’s campaign manager, Mark Buse, told WWN off the record (sorry Mark) that “Yeah, John’s happy that he gets to remain a Senator and he did make a back-room deal with Obama, but what am I going to do now?  I’m out of work.”    Lindsey Graham told Buse that he could “get a job on one of the new road projects Obama is setting up.  It’ll be good for you to work with your hands.”
So don’t worry about “rocking the vote” or “getting out the vote” or even just “voting” this November, 2012.   It’s canceled.  Come back in two years…

93 thoughts on “OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS”

  1. Not only is he cancelling All elections . .. he has declared himself the winner of next season's
    American Idol, recipient of the Oscar for Best Actor in a Horror Movie, Declared himself Prince of Mars
    and given himself two more Nobel Peace Prizes for arrogance and duplicity

  2. You actually make it appear really easy along with your presentation but I to find this topic to be really one thing which I feel I might by no means understand. It kind of feels too complicated and extremely vast for me. I’m taking a look ahead on your subsequent put up, I will attempt to get the grasp of it!

    • ohhh yea it is just what it is. HES TURNING THIS PLACE INTO FUCKING NAZI GERMANY 2012 STAND UP AND FIGHT MAN!

  3. …Hegel…gave us Enzyklopadie der philosophischen Wissenschaften im Grundrisse…..Karel Dobbelaere..The Soka Gakkai…Reach Enlightenment in this world by chanting the invocation (daimoku) of the Lotus Sutra…..And lastly my take on the Buridan Insoluble of our times…..We need a president who becomes a philosopher, or a philosopher who wants to be president…..He must not owe to anyone who would bring him gifts…But rather he must send the gifts in the way of virtue to those he has allegiance true!!!! And lastly…..Few hurts which human beings can sustain are greater , and none wound more, than when that on which they habitually and with full assurance relied, fails them in the hour of need. And few wrongs are greater than this mere withholding of good, and none excite more resentment , either in the person suffering, or in a sympathizing spectator. The principle, therefore, of giving to each what they deserve, that is, good for good, as well as evil for evil, is not only included within the idea of Justice as we have defined it, but is a proper object of that intensity of sentiment which places the Just, in human estimation, above the simply Expedient……………………………………………

    • Speak English Man! Not textbook garble that hypothesizes concepts not relevant to the subject and of little interest to anyone but you.

    • look its to late yall should have got out their to stop that bill he pass but we didnt now people are looking dum its to late dont let a color stand in the way cuz you will put a person who like to keep that blood line pure if you know that i mean can you see brothers in sisters having kids together cuz they do pick up a book read on him in his people see if your heart feel the same

  4. Obama declares a national emergency
    President Obama sent a letter to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and to the President of the Senate on June 25, 2012, announcing his declaration of national emergency.
    http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/
    Stealth State of Emergency:
    While We Were Sleeping
    – Dr. Ileana Johnson Paugh Friday, June 29, 2012

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