WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
I’m madder than a three-legged dog at a fire hydrant!
WASHINGTON, DC – Barney Frank has challenged Rush Limbaugh to a duel of one-liners.
WASHINGTON, DC – Passing by an huge majority, the House of Representatives set a new precedent in fiscal oversight: seizing executives’ pants and first-born child!