DENVER – Citizens of Denver rejected a proposition to track space aliens.
WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.
LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.
TUSCON – Mysterious chemical agents are being sprayed over Arizona by the federal government.
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.
PHOENIX, AZ – One state could be facing some legal problems due to the passing of controversial legislation!
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!