BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES

ALBUQUERQUE, NM –  The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.

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OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS

DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

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OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS

BREAKING –  The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

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MEGHAN MCCAIN SLAMS IMMIGRATION LAW

PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!

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