PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.
LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.