OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA

PIMA COUNTY, AZ  – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.

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OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS

DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

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OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS

BREAKING –  The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

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