WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama decided the Oval Office needed a major “change.”
WASHINGTON D.C. – From the comfort of the Oval Office, President Obama shared his thoughts on the BP oil spill!