Central Intelligence Agency Archives

WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS

May 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.

CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.

CIA CLOSES SECRET PRISONS

April 10, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – The CIA has announced that it is shutting down its secret prisons around the world. Yard sales will be used to help the agency recoup precious revenue.