WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
Pierce Blodyn
FEBRUARY 2012 RECEIVES 2 EXTRA DAYS
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has approved the addition of two days to the month of February in the 2012 calendar.
SHARKS UNDER ALIEN MIND CONTROL
PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.
HITLER HOUSE
PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house looks like Hitler