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TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD!

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

A 15 ton bus-sized lump of rotting food is alive and attacking London citizens!!

[mpoverlay]Real women have posted images of themselves in ‘fatkinis’ as a retaliation against society’s obsession with super-slim summer bodies.

Mayor Bloomberg has followed up on ban of sugar, salt and styrofoam with a ban on pizza.

Jessica Simpson gained a lot of weight during her pregnancy. But after giving birth to her daughter, Simpson says she wants to stay fat.

Sometimes we dress in a hurry, sometimes we dress in the dark, and sometimes… we just dress crazy!

CASA GRANDE, AZ – Susanne Eman is on a mission. She wants to be the fattest woman in the world.

LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has decided. He has chosen Weight Watchers over Jenny Craig!