WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
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OBAMA ACTION FIGURE
WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!
OSAMA BIN LADEN SPOTTED IN IRAN!
BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
HERO DOGS GOT OSAMA!
WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.
HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA'S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!
BIN LADEN CAST IN HANGOVER 2
HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
GARY FAULKNER WANTED TO CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN
NEW YORK, NY – The Rocky Mountain Rambo’s quest for Osama bin Laden has generated quite the buzz!