WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!
BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!
HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
NEW YORK, NY – The Rocky Mountain Rambo’s quest for Osama bin Laden has generated quite the buzz!
WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…