Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.
AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The SF homeless will not stand by and let the dollar menu disappear!