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MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS

February 19, 2012 by Andy Smith


Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, business, chicken nuggets, children, fast food, food, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, kids, mcdonald's, NEWS, pop, restaurant, soda, toys

MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY

December 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, galaxy, hubble, mcdonald's, nancy pelosi, obama administration, solar system, Voyager, wal-mart

TEST-TUBE BURGERS

September 1, 2011 by Tap Vann

AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burger king, burgers, cows, lab-grown, mcdonald's, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, scientists, slaughterhouse

MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

July 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, Apples, burger king, calories, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, health, mcdonald's, michelle obama, nutrition, obesity, ronald mcdonald, toys

RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!

May 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Eric Holder, mcdonald's, michelle obama, obesity, retire, ronald mcdonald

RONALD MCDONALD GAY!

March 21, 2011 by J.B. Smitts

OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags CEO, gay, James A. Skinner, mcdonald's, McDonald's Headquarters, ronald mcdonald

MCDONALD'S OPENS ON THE MOON

February 8, 2011 by J.B. Smitts

SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags french fries, happy meal, James A. Skinner, mcdonald's, McDonald's Headquarters, mickey d's, moon, moon landing

ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS

November 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

ELECTION 2010 – Big loser:  marijuana remains  illegal in California.  Big winner: the McRib is back!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Andrew Cuomo, cannibis, Jerry Brown, Legalize Marijuana, marijuana, mcdonald's, meg whitman, mickey d's, pot, Prop 19, sarah palin

BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!

September 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags akron, burger king, cheeseburger, cleveland, cleveland browns, fox news, mcdonald's, pamela anderson, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, peta, serial killer, vegetarians

SF MCDONALD'S CUTS DOLLAR MENU – HOMELESS FIGHT BACK

September 8, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The SF homeless will not stand by and let the dollar menu disappear!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Homeless, mcdonald's, ronald mcdonald
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