Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.
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MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
RONALD MCDONALD GAY!
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
MCDONALD'S OPENS ON THE MOON
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
