CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.
NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 175 students.
WASHINGTON – The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!