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obesity

STUDY: HALLOWEEN CANDY MAKES KIDS SMARTER

October 29, 2015 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags halloween, nutrition, obese, obesity

FOOD POLICE ARREST KINDERGARTNERS

February 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 175 students.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags food, kindergarten, obesity, obesity epidemic

MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!

December 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags baby, First Lady, hawaii, malia, michelle obama, obama, obesity, pregnant, robert gibbs

THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

December 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit.  They’re mission:  arrest the obese.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chris Christie, fat, fat people, michelle obama, obama administration, obesity, oprah, sugar, Thought Police

WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA

June 22, 2021September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

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Categories Food, TopStory Tags apple, Apples, ban, french fries, michelle obama, obesity, overweight, trans fat

STUDY: WATCHING TV WILL KILL YOU

August 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags CT, harvard, Lexington, obesity, university of queensland, Yale

MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

July 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, Apples, burger king, calories, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, health, mcdonald's, michelle obama, nutrition, obesity, ronald mcdonald, toys

"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT

July 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags beer summit, Eric Cantor, joe biden, John Boehner, michelle obama, obesity, president obama, Rose Garden

RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!

May 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Eric Holder, mcdonald's, michelle obama, obesity, retire, ronald mcdonald

DOCTORS WON'T TAKE FAT PATIENTS!

May 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON –  Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags fat, fat people, First Lady, michelle obama, obamacare, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic
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