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STUDY: HALLOWEEN CANDY MAKES KIDS SMARTER

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 175 students.

WASHINGTON – The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.