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STUDY: HALLOWEEN CANDY MAKES KIDS SMARTER

October 29, 2015 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

December 5, 2014 by Frank Lake

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

February 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 175 students.

December 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

December 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

August 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.

July 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

July 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

May 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.