Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
KIRIBATI – The bones of Amelia Earhart have been found. Along with the bones of Gilligan and Ginger!
The origins of the Buxton Mermaid, a mummified mermaid, date back to the mid-19th century.
CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
