Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
Scientists studying Bigfoot discovered that he has three fully human wives.
KIRIBATI – The bones of Amelia Earhart have been found. Along with the bones of Gilligan and Ginger!
The British biologist has 600 children. And they all want money from Daddy!
The origins of the Buxton Mermaid, a mummified mermaid, date back to the mid-19th century.
CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
