WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.
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WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your help.” “If you’re Santa, then I’m the Easter Bunny,” this scribe replied, with casual snark. The voice on the other end of the phone then … READ MORE


