Skip to content
Weekly World News

Weekly World News

  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT
  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • SHOP
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT

protection

SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR!

December 3, 2021 by Brick Rivers

WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags protection, santa claus, werewolves

UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

August 30, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags affirmative action, beauty, obama administration, protection, ugly, white house

YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!

October 13, 2021June 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

 

The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, bankruptcy, brian cashman, Derek Jeter, los angeles, Los Angeles Dodgers, McCourt, Minka Kelly, New York Yankees, protection, Steinbrenner, yankees owner

OBAMA SENDS WARSHIPS TO INDIA

November 4, 2010 by Tap Vann

NEW DELHI – President Obama is sending warships to India!

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, mumbai, protection

Popular posts:

  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVILHOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
  • MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
  • WORLD'S BIGGEST BUTTWORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPSHOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
  • PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
  • 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
  • 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS
  • 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
  • TEACHER STRIPS IN CLASSTEACHER STRIPS IN CLASS

  • Horoscopes
  • Occult
  • Paranormal
  • Aliens
  • Mutants
  • Ed Anger
  • ABOUT WWN
  • Weekly World Newsletter
  • LICENSE
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
  • NASRALLAH FISH
  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • Bat Boy
©2023 Weekly World News